Ten Ways To NOT Look Frumpy

    Ten Ways to Look 5 pounds Lighter

    1. A Line Dress(solid colored): Colors such as purple, pink, yellow, black, gray, red, green, black, and blue can look fabulous in an A Lined Dress: but don’t make the mistake of wearing white! Guaranteed! Let’s say that again- white will not work. Going there is dangerous-that’s why brides starve themselves for days.

    2. Black shoes teamed with black opaque tights: Aha! The Classic Woman Look. This classic look has been worn by Hollywood stars for decades. Wear it to work at an important business meeting. Perfect for a second date. Wear it on an evening out partying! Wear it on a first date! Guys love black. Trust Me!

    3. Bodysuit Shapewear (cuts 10 pounds): Ah. Shapewear. The Foundation Garment. Looking tight and toned it of utmost importance. And contrary to popular perception, those Hollywood stars do NOT suck their stomachs in the whole time. So I think it’s safe to say that Sara Blakely and her crew have saved our lives(and sucking in my tummy for hours at a time). No. It’s actually for the young and beautiful! You don’t have to be a plus size to wear it! It’s for normal girls wanting to look extra sleek. If your boyfriend makes fun of you, check his closet, he’s probably wearing a Men’s Body Shaper}.

    4. Wear a bra to lift your boobs: Boobs should never be saggy. Lifting your breasts will not make you look fat. Wrong Wearing a bra that pushes up your chest will give your figure a more streamlined look. Looking curvy and voluptuous is a great feeling If I have to choose between voluptuous and saggy, I’d choose voluptuous any day. Your man would agree with me. Trust Me.

    5. Fake tan: A fake bake can go a long way Who care’s if you didn’t get it baking under the sun, exposing yourself to potential skin cancer, and paying 800 bucks for a weekend in a Miami. A wonderful(if fake) tan will make you glow, make your clothes stand out and up the attraction points. Thank God for Tanning Beds!

    6. V-neck sweater (no turtle/crew): So, if you don’t already know, turtle necks are not cool. No. The v-neck does wonders when you’re trying to hide a curvy figure and highlight your assets- the collarbone! Your man will definitely comment on how lovely you look when you wear a v-neck sweater!

    7. Curvy, not boxy, jacket: You would think this would be obvious, box means NO SHAPE. So dahlings, don’t make the boxy mistake.

    8. A controlling camisole: Ah. This is perfect under the dress shirt, the sweater or even as-is. Don’t forget that it also improves posture.

    9. Skirts five centimeters above the knee: Ah. Contrary to popular perception, wearing a skirt at the knee doesn’t make you look skinnier, it makes you look frumpy. Frumpy, contrary to what most deluded women think, is not attractive.

    10. Loose, skinny belt over a long, thin sweater: Thick belts are out, but a thin belt over a soft sweater can go a long way. When it’s cold you don’t want to lose your shape, just because you are wearing a sweater, so instead wear a thin belt at the waist to guarantee an actual figure.

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